Abeezy Hates Me

Product Name:

Washed Boxy Tee – "Abeezy Hates Me" Edition

Item No.: RT0014

Description:

For the haters who clock in daily just to subtweet us—this tee is dedicated to Abeezy, the broke boy ambassador of nose beers, soft-palmed translucents, and certified OVhoe behavior. He got girly hands, Drake lyrics in his IG bio, and beef with Deleted Villain 'cause we ruined his parasocial fantasy.

He don’t like us, but somehow he tweets about us 24/7. Like bro, your thumbs need a break. Log off. Touch grass. Maybe even a tree.

This tee is boxy, loose, and washed—just like him. But unlike him, it’s actually made of 100% cotton, 260gsm thick, and built for ops, trolls, and fake friend exposés. Wear it when you’re minding your business while your haters spiral in 4K.

Features:

Gender: Unisex (even Abeezy can wear it while crying)

Fit: Loose / Drop shoulder

Material: Pure Washed Cotton – heavyweight like the trauma in his group chat

Season: All year – 'cause his obsession is seasonless

Neckline: O-Neck (for maximum neck roll when you see him in public)

Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold (like Abeezy’s heart), tumble dry low, do not bleach (he already pale), and don’t iron the print—he couldn’t handle the heat anyway.

Print Size:

40x52cm of certified slander.

Note:

Each tee may vary slightly—unlike Abeezy’s tweets, which stay consistently embarrassing.

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